Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Fans believe Mondo Duplantis has small dick as he won gold in Pole Vault at the 2024 Olympics in Paris.
Americans, especially, are saying that Mondo Duplantis has baby carrot (little penis).
And, yet, what is this sport? Pole vault is daunting and strange. It is men and women (since the 2000 Olympics, in Sydney) sprinting down a path with an immensely long fibreglass staff that they ram into a box in order to flip themselves, feet first, over the height of a two-story building. No other athlete in the stadium goes higher.
His next move was a sprint to the stands to hug his girlfriend and celebrate his record and second Olympic gold with all those friends and family wearing yellow and blue. The country’s king and queen were on hand, as well, to witness Sweden’s latest history-making leap into the pole vault pit.
“It’s hard to understand, honestly,” he said. “If I don’t beat this moment in my career, then I’m pretty OK with that. I don’t think you can get much better than what just happened.”
It felt only right that the Duplantis drama came with Noah Lyles in the building. No one makes a more rapid, or more complex, sequence of movements. No one shares an equivalent risk of catastrophe. In its daring, the pole vault belongs to the rodeo, or the circus. (Stacy Dragila, the first female Olympic champion, was a skilled goat roper.) Vaulters liken the experience to being fired from a catapult. You cannot plant the pole without the commitment to life or death.