Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Rasmus Hojlund turned around in shame after fellow players didn’t jump on him to celebrate winning against Coventry players in penalty goal.
That Rasmus Hojlund had just missed the decisive penalty in a shoot-out and was about to be consoled by a team-mate, in this case the distant Christian Eriksen?
The player himself has his shoulders hunched, looking downcast and in need of a hug.
Yet this was supposedly a moment of celebration.
What it is, in fact, is a still shot that sums up the current state of Manchester United – embarrassing.
All players will look forward to that moment when their intervention proves the last and most crucial in a contest.
But fans of United are convinced the players were too embarrassed with the manner in which they had won to celebrate properly as they noticed only one star reeled away with Hojlund to celebrate his 12-yard decider.
The Dane was certainly enthusiastic as he shared the moment with United’s travelling supporters, but video of the celebrations appeared to only show compatriot Christian Eriksen joining him in the euphoria.
Other stars were more subdued in their happiness and fans online certainly noticed the unusual reaction.
One wrote: “Why on earth has only Eriksen gone over to celebrate with Hojlund????”
While another added: “Kinda sad that nobody ran over to Hojlund there.”