Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Laughters to Andre Onana putting vaseline on his goalkeeper hand gloves during first half against Liverpool.
Liverpool opened the scoring at Old Trafford in the 23rd minute from a corner kick as Luis Diaz finished tidily after Darwin Nunez’s header.
The visitors had other chances to double their lead, with Mohamed Salah unleashing a strike from the edge of the box, which was parried by Onana.
“Football is not a game of humanity,” Onana says. He has been talking for over an hour and it is the only thing he says in English. He speaks without melodrama or rancour and with a dignity – an acceptance, even – that is disconcerting. It is also partly practised; an exercise in exigency, in self-control and survival. It was October 2020 and it could have been the end. Two days later the analysis arrived, the goalkeeper informed when he was with Cameroon: he had tested positive, one of very few footballers found guilty of doping.