Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Jamaican lady, Demi God Dammit, told her dog, Han Solo, DO NOT RUN AWAY FROM ME in trending video.
In the trending video, Demi God Dammit, saw her dog and decided to play with it, but it seems the dog didn’t want to as its friends were present.
She wrote on Twitter: “Guys, my uptown dog is running around the block as he tends to do and has stopped at the golf club. If you see him, please just tell him to go home. Do not feed him, I assure you he is well fed. Run him home please and thanks!
“Too many hours had passed and my mother had begun to worry… So naturally, I put on some walking gear, grabbed the leash and his favourite ball as I took to the golf course!
“Literally, I’m looking at the area it says he’s in and… it’s giving nearby bushes zeen.
Imagine my dismay, concern, stress, blood pressure, oxygen levels etc. So I decide a Hail Mary and “search for signal” while frantically running up and down the area screaming out his name and whistling.
“Desperate times call for desperate measures so I call one of the vets that have “rescued” him before and she says she did receive a phone call to say the dog went back to the same house for breakfast this morning but they haven’t brought him in.
“While I’m on the call, however, I hear a bunch of barking and figure I should at least see what’s going on over there…As I’m walking over there and talking to the vet on the phone, I get a notification…
“Han Solo has been found!”
Praise Jesus, Allah, Buddha, et al!