Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Sen. Cory Booker didn’t wear Pink Booty Shorts At Capitol After Dress Code Change.
The account even reposted a tweet with the Booker post and a message that said, “The amount of people who don’t realize this is fake alarms me.”
The Senate relaxed its dress code for members on September 18, 2023, the Associated Press reported. The decision followed the return to work of Democratic Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman, who has worn shorts and hoodie sweatshirts in the Capitol since treatment in a clinic for depression earlier this year.
Riding the wave of the discourse surrounding the Senate’s dress code, Booker himself took the time to explain the statement behind his audacious outfit. “These shorts are not just a piece of clothing; they represent the freedom to be oneself in an institution often characterized by conformity. Plus, they’re incredibly comfortable.”
After giving his remarks, Booker sashawed away singing Cardi B’s “Bongos.”
Sources told The Smattering that right-wing critics prompted Booker to double down on his fashion choices and wear a pink princess dress later in the day. “Don’t get it twisted. I’m revolutionizing the way we do government,” he said before snapping his fingers twice in a zig-zag motion.
The Jeff Charles, An Awful Pundit account features photos of other elected officials in outrageous outfits, such as Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz in “Cancun wear”.
