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Hello fellow web crawlers! Kira here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr.
Today’s top stories are about: why the internet is freaking out over Joe Biden biting babies at the White House, how the Federal Trade Commission may have fixed McDonald’s ice cream machines, a woman who found something mystifying being used as insulation in her house, and what’s going on with the Vatican’s new anime-inspired mascot.
After that, our investigative reporter and head of the Hi-Res division, Claire, is filling in for Ramon in today’s “Main Character of the Week” column.
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— K.D.
⚡ Today in Internet Culture
👶 CHOMP CHOMP
Joe Biden actually bit 4 babies at a White House Halloween event—and the internet is hotly divided
Just another day at Joe Biden’s White House.
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🍦 FAST FOOD WINS
Lina Khan praised for behind-the-scenes push to fix McDonald’s broken ice cream machines
The Federal Trade Commission enacted new copyright rules that could be a game-changer for McDonald’s ice cream fans, and the internet is cheering on the bureaucrats, for once.
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🔨 WTF
‘This is a Criminal Minds episode’: Woman removes walls during building renovation. Then she sees what they were using as insulation
This is a hack we couldn’t have predicted.
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⛪ THE CHURCH VS GEN Z
The Vatican randomly dropped their new anime mascot and it is polarizing the internet
The Vatican is trying to appeal to the younger generation, with mixed results.
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By Claire Goforth
Investigative Reporter and Head of the Hi-Res Division
Main Character of the Week: Car touchscreens
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🕸️ Crawling the Web
Here is what else is happening across the ‘net.
💸 A Geico customer shared a life hack that can potentially save you thousands if you find yourself in a car crash.
🥡 A new DoorDash policy aims to help with missing orders and take the blame off drivers. Will it work?
👾 Here’s how Jack Black’s ‘I Am Steve’ Minecraft line became a meme.
🚗 A car dealer explained to TikTok viewers why dealerships don’t want to give customers loaner cars anymore.
🥗 A Texas Roadhouse customer is alleging that the restaurant’s side salads have gotten noticeably smaller. What gives?
🏀 From the Daily Dot archive: From sponsorships to merch, college athletes can now use their personal brands to monetize the internet.
🤳 Today’s Viral Video
Imagine bopping to Snoop Dogg during kindergarten class!
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