Kerry Katona boasted that she can ‘still attract younger men’ thanks to her many cosmetic surgeries, but admits it makes her look like an ‘Etch A Sketch MILF’.
The mother-of-five, 43, told the Mail’s new comedy podcast, Straight to the Comments! that she struggles to remember the names of all her children and has to Google their birthdays while comparing her Cheshire home to an ‘orphanage’.
Speaking of her cosmetic work, Kerry, who has previously had a tummy tuck and multiple boob jobs, said she recently had an ‘eye lift’ and although she continues to look young when she goes under the knife, she’s like an IKEA furniture and needs to put it together at the start of each day.
The former Atomic Kitten singer, whose personal trainer fiance Ryan Mahoney is seven years her junior, has five children, daughters Molly, 22, and Lilly-Sue, 21, from her marriage to West Life star Brian McFadden, Heidi, 17, and Maxwell , 15, who she shares with Mark Croft, and DJ, nine, whose father is the late George Kay.
She joked: ‘It’s like an orphanage in my house… I have so many children, I can’t remember their names, different fathers…’
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Kerry Katona boasted she can ‘still attract younger men’ thanks to her many cosmetic surgeries – but admits it makes her look like an ‘Etch A Sketch MILF’
The former Atomic Kitten singer, whose personal trainer fiance Ryan Mahoney is seven years her junior, told the Mail’s new comedy podcast, Straight to the Comments! that she has trouble remembering the names of all her children
Kerry has five children: daughters Molly and Lilly-Sue from her marriage to West Life star Brian McFadden, Heidi and Maxwell, who she shares with Mark Croft, and DJ, whose father is the late George Kay.
Kerry continued: “Well I’m 44 this year, they’re eight and a half years younger than me so I can still pull them but I think I’m done with them.
‘I just had an eye lift, so that probably helped. Honestly, it’s like an Etch A Sketch among the amount of things I’ve done. I’m kind of broke from IKEA, I come with instructions on how to put it together in the morning.’
When asked about her engagement to Ryan, who has been her partner of the past six years, Kerry said she is “scared” of walking down the aisle after her three failed marriages.
She said: ‘F*** know, I’m getting scared… one minute I like him, the next I don’t.
“I’m kidding, I love him dearly, but I’ve been married three times, I’ve been divorced twice and I’m a widow now and I do want to get married.
‘I believe that everyone deserves a long and happy life, no matter what you’ve been through. We all deserve to be loved.”
The OnlyFans star explained how she now works with photographers to set up her own paparazzi shots after realizing she could make money by publicizing her photo.
Kerry recalled a beach holiday where she stunned a group of ‘young boys’ who she caught staring at her in a bikini.
She said: “It took me a long time to get to that stage.
‘I think I was eating a burger, I was having a pint and I was lying topless on a beach bed and the picture cost £75,000 and I went, wait a minute, why don’t I make one? of this money and I have a lot of children? So from then on I would take my own setup pap photos.
‘I think: I’m going on holiday, let’s take a lot of pictures. The last time I went, I was on vacation and I was walking out of the sea, and all these young guys were looking at me and I was like, yeah, I know I’m a MILF, but they’re a bit young. When they look at me like that and I look and there’s a porridge in the bush…’
Discussing the highs and lows of her career, which has seen the TV personality battle drug addiction, bankruptcy and deal with her bipolar disorder, Kerry insists that ‘money means everything’ and that she cares most about being a mother for her children.
After growing up in foster care, the star says she can’t remember a time in her life when she felt financially stable, and prefers to think back on the happy memories she made with her family.
When asked about her engagement to Ryan, who has been her partner of the past six years, Kerry said she is “scared” of walking down the aisle after her three failed marriages.
The OnlyFans star explained how she now works with photographers to set up her own paparazzi shots after realizing she could make money by publishing her photo (pictured in September 2019)
She said: ‘When I left Atomic Kitten I had £30,000 in the bank, bought my mum a house with it and moved to Ireland with Brian McFadden.
‘I got pregnant with Mollie and I didn’t want to be rich and famous, I just wanted to be a mother and a wife, that was my dream… I thought this was it and I walked away from it, but it didn’t let me .
‘I’ve been on every side of the coin you can imagine, I’ve come from unpacking my clothes at a carboy sale to being robbed, having nothing to open on Christmas morning to becoming a millionaire, bankrupt , but money means f*** everything, it just gives you options.
‘The only thing I can take with me to my deathbed are the memories I create with my children.’
And listeners will hear more from Kerry when they tune into Straight To The Comments!
Joined by a celebrity guest, Josh and Archie help break down some of the craziest, front-page-worthy quotes left among the MailOnline stories in the new podcast.
Online stunt makers and YouTube sensations Josh and Archie are best known for turning the tables on protest giant Just Stop Oil by infiltrating the group and bringing a demonstration to a halt.
Listeners can join Josh and Archie every week to welcome a celebrity guest to help them break down some of the craziest, front page-worthy quotes left among the MailOnline stories.
After all, who better to unravel the media and guess the story than the celebrities themselves?
Each episode takes Josh and Archie on a journey with their famous companion to discover which bizarre story about them in the press correlates with the even more bizarre comments below the articles.
From poking fun at their paths to success to seeing which celebrity wore last night’s clothes, straight to the comments! is your new buzz-worthy listen of the week.
Listeners can expect behind-the-scenes information on some of the biggest celebrity headlines, gossip-filled stories and tidbits and hilarious guest appearances.
Straight to the comments! is available from all major podcast providers. You can follow along on Apple here and Spotify here so it arrives on your device first every Monday.
Straight To The Comments appears every Monday and sees hosts Josh Pieters and Archie Manners embrace the hilarity and uniqueness of the MailOnline comments section
