Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Tim Elter is the German surfer whose bare ass cheeks got exposed by the water waving at the 2024 Olympics in Paris.
There was a full moon Saturday for the Paris Olympics surfing competition, although you won’t find that fact on any lunar schedule.
The full moon came as German surfer Tim Elter took a tumble in the surf in Tahiti and went face down in the water, baring his bottom to the world. The image only lasted a few seconds before another wave came crashing in, but it was enough to make an instant impression.
Since surfing is one of the more obscure Olympic sports, Elter’s embarrassing tumble went largely unnoticed on X immediately following his moon dive, but an image like that will eventually get out on social media. The clever X account Art But Make It Sports compared the image to “The Garden of Earthly Delights,” by Hieronymus Bosch.